Just Smile and Pass This on to Those Who Need a Laugh

> A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per
> hour. The wife is behind the wheel.
> Her husband suddenly looks across at her and
> speaks in a clear voice.
> "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I
> want a divorce."
> The wife says nothing,
> Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
> increases her speed to 45 mph.
> The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try
> and talk me out of it,"
> He says, "because I've been having an affair with
> your best friend,
> And she's a far better lover than you are."
> Again the wife stays quiet,
> But grips the steering wheel more tightly and
> slowly increases the speed to 55
>
> He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says
> insistently..
> Up to 60.
> "I want the car, too," he continues.
> 65 mph.
> "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all
> the credit cards and the boat!"
> The car slowly starts veering towards a massive
> concrete bridge.
> This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't
> there anything you want?"
>
> The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled
> voice.
> "No, I've got everything I need," she says.
> "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
>
> Just before they slam into the wall, she turns to
> him and smiles:
>
>
> "The airbag! "
>
>
> > Moral of the Story :
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> > Women are clever bitches!
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> Don't mess with them!