Wild and Free

Just Smile and Pass This on to Those Who Need a Laugh

> A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per
> hour. The wife is behind the wheel.
> Her husband suddenly looks across at her and
> speaks in a clear voice.
> "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I
> want a divorce."
> The wife says nothing,
> Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
> increases her speed to 45 mph.
> The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try
> and talk me out of it,"
> He says, "because I've been having an affair with
> your best friend,
> And she's a far better lover than you are."
> Again the wife stays quiet,
> But grips the steering wheel more tightly and
> slowly increases the speed to 55
>
> He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says
> insistently..
> Up to 60.
> "I want the car, too," he continues.
> 65 mph.
> "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all
> the credit cards and the boat!"
> The car slowly starts veering towards a massive
> concrete bridge.
> This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't
> there anything you want?"
>
> The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled
> voice.
> "No, I've got everything I need," she says.
> "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
>
> Just before they slam into the wall, she turns to
> him and smiles:
>
>
> "The airbag! "
>
>
> > Moral of the Story :
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> > Women are clever bitches!
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> Don't mess with them!

I'm Not That Girl

from Wicked
Hands touch, eyes meet
Sudden silence, sudden heat
Hearts leap in a giddy whirl
He could be that boy
But I'm not that girl

Don't dream too far
Don't lose sight of who you are
Don't remember that rush of joy
He could be that boy
I'm not that girl

Ev'ry so often we long to steal
To the land of what-might-have-been
But that doesn't soften the ache we feel
When reality sets back in

Blithe smile, lithe limb
She who's winsome, she wins him
Gold hair with a gentle curl
That's the girl he chose
And Heaven knows
I'm not that girl

Don't wish, don't start
Wishing only wounds the heart
I wasn't born for the rose and the pearl
There's a girl I know
He loves her so
I'm not that girl.

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